Brunswick Beacon, 06.13.24
Donald Trump looked asleep, his eyes closed, his head back and his mouth agape, while standing trial on 34 felony counts for interfering in the 2016 election by cooking the books to conceal his payment of $130,000 in hush money to porn star Stormy Daniels. I wonder if in fact he was lost in thought, mulling his VP pick.
Trump liked South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem until she bragged about the steely resolve she displayed while shooting her puppy Cricket in the face. She also copped to executing the family goat in a gravel pit because he “smelled disgusting.”
Florida Senator Marco Rubio intrigued Trump. But Rubio labeled Trump a “con artist” who “spent his entire career sticking it to the little guy,” called Trump “the most vulgar person to ever aspire to the presidency,” and suggested that Trump peed his pants during a debate.
Trump considered Ohio Senator J.D. Vance a contender after Vance apologized for calling Trump “an idiot,” “noxious,” “reprehensible” and “America’s Hitler.”
“That’s it!’ Trump realized during one of his, “I don’t fall asleep…I simply close my beautiful blue eyes, listen intensely and take it ALL in” moments. Why NOT pick someone who shares Trump’s “racehorse theory?”
Trump says all men are NOT created equal. Trump thinks some, (like Germans), are superior. “I’m a gene believer,” said Trump, “I’m proud to have that German blood. Great stuff!”
Trump has long admired Hitler. He kept Adolph’s “Mein Kampf” beside his bed. He has repeated Hitler’s charge that immigrants are “poisoning the blood of our country.” He told Chief of Staff John Kelly that “Hitler did a lot of good things.” He even released a video promising to bring about a “unified Reich.”
Picking Hitler made sense. Having died before Trump was born, Hitler never badmouthed Trump, unlike virtually every Republican. And, like Trump, Hitler also claimed the right to murder political opponents with impunity.
Trump-Hitler. That’s the ticket!
Linda Baker
Leland
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